im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
Yeah, but i like feeling like it does.
June 2013
I’m at that point of a cold where if I was murdered right now i’ll be fine with it.
TEEN WOLF, need a human sacrifice? Go ahead.
Hannibal, missed breakfast?
Go ahead.
Supernatural, you suspect that I might be possessed? Bitch I might be. Go ahead.
End the misery.
Why don’t public bathrooms play like loud music? I feel like everyone would appreciate that.
Thrift Shop
Kidz Bop Kids
p33p:
im going to fucking cry
please no
im
Wait does song feature Miranda Sings?
At this point they have to trolling.
Thrift Shop
Kidz Bop Kids
Thrift Shop
Kidz Bop Kids
p33p:
im going to fucking cry
please no
im
We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
i’m laughing so much right now how delusional could society gET??
Omfg this ad is genius now!
I think I ate too much. I think my stomach is going to burst open.
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
January 9th isn’t even that close. They’re just cheap.
